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LADY GAGA DISAPPEARS!
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November 15,
2010
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Lady
Gaga disappeared today while visiting the San Diego Zoo, after the opening
ceremonies of its newly renovated Reptile Wing.
Lady Gaga was at the zoo to entertain guests during the opening, and she arrived wearing her famous Meat Outfit.
Lady Gaga was at the zoo to entertain guests during the opening, and she arrived wearing her famous Meat Outfit.
"I
am so excited to be at the opening of this new Reptile Wing," said Gaga. "I
have always felt a kind of kinship with animals, especially reptiles. That is
why I decided to wear my Meat Outfit today, to show my kinship with these
wonderful creatures."
She then proceeded to sing "Pokerface", the song that catapulted her into international stardom.
"I dedicate Pokerface to all the reptiles in this zoo, as well as to all the reptiles around the globe," said Lady Gaga. "You inspired me to write this song, because you reptiles are all poker faced," adds Gaga.
She then proceeded to sing "Pokerface", the song that catapulted her into international stardom.
"I dedicate Pokerface to all the reptiles in this zoo, as well as to all the reptiles around the globe," said Lady Gaga. "You inspired me to write this song, because you reptiles are all poker faced," adds Gaga.
According to several witnesses, it was after the opening that Gaga disappeared.
"Moving on with the tour, again with Lady Gaga behind our group, we heard another bloodcurdling scream. When we looked back, Lady Gaga was now frozen still in front of the lizard cage. She was apparently startled by the lizard's sudden movement."
"We
decided to go on with the tour, again with Lady Gaga behind our group. A little
while later, we heard her scream the third time. But this time when we looked
back, we couldn't find Lady Gaga anywhere!"
What they found instead are pieces of Lady Gaga's Meat Outfit being feasted on by the crocodiles (crocodylus acutus) inside the crocodile cage. They alerted the zoo keeper but when the crocodile cage was opened, they couldn't find any trace of the famous singer.
"The crocodiles were probably attracted by the stench of Lady Gaga's Meat Outfit. And when she got too close to the cage, they grabbed her and immediately tore her to pieces," theorizes the zoo keeper. "But unless we find at least some pieces of Gaga's body, we won't know for sure."
Up until this moment, the San Diego Zoo is still closed, and the police and the coast guard are still looking for Lady Gaga. We will keep everyone posted for the latest developments on this case.
What they found instead are pieces of Lady Gaga's Meat Outfit being feasted on by the crocodiles (crocodylus acutus) inside the crocodile cage. They alerted the zoo keeper but when the crocodile cage was opened, they couldn't find any trace of the famous singer.
"The crocodiles were probably attracted by the stench of Lady Gaga's Meat Outfit. And when she got too close to the cage, they grabbed her and immediately tore her to pieces," theorizes the zoo keeper. "But unless we find at least some pieces of Gaga's body, we won't know for sure."
Up until this moment, the San Diego Zoo is still closed, and the police and the coast guard are still looking for Lady Gaga. We will keep everyone posted for the latest developments on this case.
The Lady Gaga Saga
1. LADY GAGA DISAPPEARS!