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The Search for Lady Gaga
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November 16,
2010
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The
world waited with baited breath yesterday as police officers and the coast
guard searched the San Diego Zoo in California for Lady Gaga, who disappeared
early Thursday morning within the premises of the zoo.
Gaga disappeared while touring the newly opened Reptile Wing of the zoo, with some witnesses saying that she could have been eaten by the crocodiles (crocodylus acutus) who couldn't resist the stench of the Meat Outfit that she wore yesterday.
But the combined forces of the San Diego Police and Coast Guard failed to find any trace of Gaga inside the crocodile cage and within the zoo and surrounding areas.
This morning however, almost 24 hours into the search, a call was dispatched to Police First Officer McNeely who was heading the search in San Diego. The call came from San Diego Police Station 1, and the caller specifically asked to be connected to the officer heading the search for Gaga.
The caller it turned out was none other than the missing Lady Gaga!!!
What happened to Lady Gaga? Watch out for our transcript of Lady Gaga's conversation with Officer McNeely tomorrow!
Gaga disappeared while touring the newly opened Reptile Wing of the zoo, with some witnesses saying that she could have been eaten by the crocodiles (crocodylus acutus) who couldn't resist the stench of the Meat Outfit that she wore yesterday.
But the combined forces of the San Diego Police and Coast Guard failed to find any trace of Gaga inside the crocodile cage and within the zoo and surrounding areas.
This morning however, almost 24 hours into the search, a call was dispatched to Police First Officer McNeely who was heading the search in San Diego. The call came from San Diego Police Station 1, and the caller specifically asked to be connected to the officer heading the search for Gaga.
The caller it turned out was none other than the missing Lady Gaga!!!
What happened to Lady Gaga? Watch out for our transcript of Lady Gaga's conversation with Officer McNeely tomorrow!
The San Diego Police while looking for Lady Gaga
The Lady Gaga Saga
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