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Lady Gaga Found!
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November 17,
2010
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The Lady Gaga Saga
3. Lady Gaga Found!
Lady
Gaga has been found!
This morning, almost 24 hours into the search for the missing singer, a call was dispatched to Police First Officer McNeely who was heading the search in San Diego. The call
This morning, almost 24 hours into the search for the missing singer, a call was dispatched to Police First Officer McNeely who was heading the search in San Diego. The call
came from San Diego Police Station 1, and the caller specifically asked to be connected to the officer heading the search for Gaga.
[Below is the full transcript of the call]
The
caller it turned out was none other than the missing Lady Gaga!
[Below is the full transcript of the call]
Officer McNeely: Hello?
Lady Gaga: Well, hello my little monster. This is Lady Gaga. I heard you were looking for me.
Officer McNeely: Is this really Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga: Well who do you think this is? Britney Spears?!?
Lady Gaga: Well, hello my little monster. This is Lady Gaga. I heard you were looking for me.
Officer McNeely: Is this really Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga: Well who do you think this is? Britney Spears?!?
Officer
McNeely promptly gathered his troops and they immediately proceeded to Lady
Gaga's house. True enough, Lady Gaga was there waiting for them!
"Welcome to my home, my little monsters!" said Lady Gaga. "Please, make yourselves at home."
Once all the gentlemen were seated, Lady Gaga offered them some tea with jam and bread.
"Please, have some tea with jam and bread," said Lady Gaga. The policemen willingly obliged and indulged themselves with some delicious tea with jam and bread.
And while they were comfortably sitting and enjoying some tea with jam and bread, Lady Gaga proceeded to tell them the most absurd story they have ever heard…
…the details of which will be printed on our next update on this Lady Gaga saga.
"Welcome to my home, my little monsters!" said Lady Gaga. "Please, make yourselves at home."
Once all the gentlemen were seated, Lady Gaga offered them some tea with jam and bread.
"Please, have some tea with jam and bread," said Lady Gaga. The policemen willingly obliged and indulged themselves with some delicious tea with jam and bread.
And while they were comfortably sitting and enjoying some tea with jam and bread, Lady Gaga proceeded to tell them the most absurd story they have ever heard…
…the details of which will be printed on our next update on this Lady Gaga saga.
Officer McNeely: Uhm, aah…
Lady Gaga: So have you find me yet?
Officer McNeely: Uhm, no, we haven't found Lady Gaga yet…
Lady Gaga: (Rolls her eyes) But of course! How can you find me? I'm here and you're there!
Officer McNeely: Where are you?
Lady Gaga: Where do you think? I'm at home. If you come over, I'll tell you what happened.
Officer McNeely: Oh okay, I will be there.
Lady Gaga: Alright, see ya!
Officer McNeely: See ya! Bye bye! J
[end of call]
Lady Gaga: So have you find me yet?
Officer McNeely: Uhm, no, we haven't found Lady Gaga yet…
Lady Gaga: (Rolls her eyes) But of course! How can you find me? I'm here and you're there!
Officer McNeely: Where are you?
Lady Gaga: Where do you think? I'm at home. If you come over, I'll tell you what happened.
Officer McNeely: Oh okay, I will be there.
Lady Gaga: Alright, see ya!
Officer McNeely: See ya! Bye bye! J
[end of call]
Britney Spears
Police Officers marching towards Gaga's house
Lady Gaga serving tea with jam and bread
Tea with jam and bread