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The REAL Story Behind
Lady Gaga’s Disappearance
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November 19,
2010
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The Lady Gaga Saga
5. The REAL Story Behind Lady Gaga's Disappearance

The man behind the curtain!





Officer
McNeely was so startled that he dropped his gun. He quickly picked it up but
when he looked up, the man was gone! He ran towards the front door and when he
got there he banged loudly on it.
"Lady
Gaga, open up!" Officer McNeely shouted.
The
other policemen heard officer McNeely and they quickly rushed to his side.
"He's
here!" said Officer McNeely.
"Who's
here?" asked one of the policemen.
"The
man, the crocodile man that Lady Gaga told us about. He's here! I saw him!"
answered Officer McNeely. He banged on the door again.
"Open
up, Lady Gaga! Please open up!"
Lady
Gaga opened the door. "What is it? What's all this shouting about?" inquired
Lady Gaga.
Without
answering Lady Gaga, Officer McNeely rushed inside and said to his men. "Quick!
The upstairs bedroom!"
The
policemen ran upstairs with Lady Gaga at their heels. "What is this all about?!"
asked Lady Gaga.
"It's
him Lady Gaga, he's here!" answered McNeely. He was the first to reach the
bedroom door. Lady Gaga was right behind him.
"Who's
here?" Lady Gaga asked. Officer McNeely was reaching for the knob.
"The
crocodile man is here!" said Officer McNeely as he threw open the door.
But
nobody was there. The room was completely empty.
Wasting no time, McNeely ordered his men to search the rest of Lady Gaga's house.
But they didn't find the crocodile man.
"I
am sorry to have disturbed you Lady Gaga. Maybe I didn't really see anyone,"
apologized Officer McNeely as he and his men were getting ready to leave the
house.
"That's
alright my little monsters," replied Lady Gaga. "Goodbye."
"Goodbye
Lady Gaga," said McNeely. One by one the policemen went out. McNeely was the
last to go.
"Oh,
Officer McNeely?" called Lady Gaga before McNeely could close the door. "You
left this. I think this is yours." Lady Gaga held out her hand. She was holding
the missing car key.
"Why,
thank you Lady Gaga. That indeed is mine," said Officer McNeely as he reached
for the car key.
Lady
Gaga smiled at McNeely. "You're welcome," she said.
The
police officers got into Officer McNeely's car and they promptly sped away.
As
he was driving, Officer McNeely couldn't get his mind off Lady Gaga's story. What
if the story was true? What if there really are reptile beings out there pretending
to be humans? Nah, he quickly dismissed the thought.
When
he reached Police Station 1, he was surprised to see the zookeeper waiting for
him there.
"I
have something for you Officer," said the zookeeper.
"What
is it?" asked McNeely.
"You
have to see this," said the zookeeper as he gave McNeely a small USB data storage
device.
"What's
in it?" asked McNeely.
"This contains footage of what really happened to Lady Gaga. I took this from one of the CCTV cameras that were operating the day Lady Gaga disappeared."
"What?! Who else have seen this?" asked McNeely.
"No one. Please don't tell anyone I gave this to you. I don't want to get into any trouble!" said the zookeeper as he hurriedly left.
Puzzled, Officer McNeely took the device to his computer and inserted it into the drive.
His puzzlement turned into shock and amazement as before his eyes unfolded the real story behind Lady Gaga's disappearance!
TO BE CONTINUED…