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LADY GAGA ARRESTED!
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November 20,
2010
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The Lady Gaga Saga
6. LADY GAGA ARRESTED!
In
a surprising twist to the case of Lady Gaga's disappearance five days ago, and
her subsequently being found not too long after, Lady Gaga was arrested today
by the Police Officer who headed the search for her when she went missing.
Officer McNeely, together with troops from the first division of the San Diego Police force
Officer McNeely, together with troops from the first division of the San Diego Police force
arrested Lady Gaga in her house in Bel Air, after getting hold of evidence of Lady Gaga's crime. This evidence was allegedly given to him by an insider from the San Diego zoo where it took place.
"We
have a video showing Ms Gaga blatantly disregarding the rules and regulations
of the San Diego Zoo," said Officer McNeely in an interview following Gaga's
arrest. "She will be prosecuted."
The District Attorney's office had earlier issued a statement that the video will not be publicly released, but just hours after the arrest the video found its way on YouTube and has now already generated close to a million views.
The
video shows a portion of Lady Gaga's tour of the newly opened Reptile Wing of
the San Diego Zoo. In it you can clearly see Gaga stopping in front of the
crocodile cage and appearing to be talking to the crocodiles. Then, Lady Gaga
tears off a piece of her meat dress and feeds
the crocodiles! Lady Gaga then proceeds to tear off another piece from her
meat outfit but this time she got a little too close to the crocodile cage. She
did not notice one crocodile sticking out its snout out of the cage and when
she inched a little closer to give the crocodiles her gift, it snatched at her
dress! The crocodile caught the hem of Gaga's meat dress and in one clean sweep
of its long snout tore the dress completely from Gaga's body leaving her
completely naked!
Lady Gaga shrieked and immediately her bald butler Alejandro came and put his light blue jacket around her. Her make-up artist also assisted, trying to cover Lady Gaga's legs with her long silver skirt with bead details. They then whisked Lady Gaga away and brought her home so fast that nobody saw what happened.
Lady Gaga shrieked and immediately her bald butler Alejandro came and put his light blue jacket around her. Her make-up artist also assisted, trying to cover Lady Gaga's legs with her long silver skirt with bead details. They then whisked Lady Gaga away and brought her home so fast that nobody saw what happened.
In
a statement released by the San Diego Zoo management, they said that they will
sue Lady Gaga for causing undue stress to the crocodiles, as well as the snakes
that were in a cage beside the crocodiles.
"Seeing Lady Gaga's naked body was too much for the poor animals. Since that day, the snakes have not been eating properly and they've gotten so thin that their eyes are sticking out of their bodies. And we've had to administer therapy to the crocodiles because of the trauma that they suffered," the zoo management said.
"Seeing Lady Gaga's naked body was too much for the poor animals. Since that day, the snakes have not been eating properly and they've gotten so thin that their eyes are sticking out of their bodies. And we've had to administer therapy to the crocodiles because of the trauma that they suffered," the zoo management said.
Lady
Gaga is currently still detained at the San Diego Police Station 1. Our news
team called her on the Telephone to set up an interview but all Lady Gaga said
when she picked up was:
"Hello, hello baby you called? I can't hear a thing, I have got no service. In the club, you see, see. Wha-Wha-What did you say, Oh, you're breaking up on me. Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy"
Then the line went busy.
"Hello, hello baby you called? I can't hear a thing, I have got no service. In the club, you see, see. Wha-Wha-What did you say, Oh, you're breaking up on me. Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy"
Then the line went busy.
Thin snake at the zoo
Another thin snake at the zoo
One more thin snake at the zoo
Traumatized crocodile receiving treatment
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