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Susan Boyle Makes My
Blood Boil! – Ryan Seacrest
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December 3, 2010
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Taylor Cries Her Eyes Out
American
Idol host Ryan Seacrest, who just signed a staggering $60 million dollar
deal with Clear Channel Communications, guest starred on The View today and
expressed his views regarding the celebrated Scottish singer Susan Boyle.
"Susan Boyle makes my blood boil," said Ryan Seacrest. "Whenever I hear her sing, she just makes my blood boil."
"Susan Boyle makes my blood boil," said Ryan Seacrest. "Whenever I hear her sing, she just makes my blood boil."
When
asked by Whoopi Goldberg to elaborate, Seacrest said that Boyle is "one of
those women who has the capability to make my blood boil".
Barbara Walters then asked for further clarification regarding Seacrest's "boiling" remark, but Seacrest would say no more.
Finally, after additional prodding from Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Sherri Shepherd, Ryan Seacrest relented.
"Susan Boyle, whenever I hear her sing, makes my blood boil with admiration. She just has so much talent! She has this certain magic that when you close your eyes and listen to her, you're taken to a wonderful place, and when you open your eyes, then you're taken back to reality, back to earth and all its ugliness."
Barbara Walters then asked for further clarification regarding Seacrest's "boiling" remark, but Seacrest would say no more.
Finally, after additional prodding from Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Sherri Shepherd, Ryan Seacrest relented.
"Susan Boyle, whenever I hear her sing, makes my blood boil with admiration. She just has so much talent! She has this certain magic that when you close your eyes and listen to her, you're taken to a wonderful place, and when you open your eyes, then you're taken back to reality, back to earth and all its ugliness."
Ryan
is rumored to keep a picture of Susan Boyle in his wallet. Today, he confirmed
it with the hosts of The View.
"Whenever I'm stressed and I need to slow down, I just listen to Susan Boyle. But whenever I'm sluggish and I need to speed up, I just look at her picture," Ryan said.
"Susan Boyle makes my blood boil with admiration when she sings. But when I look at her picture, she just makes my blood boil, and makes me want to punch someone in the face."
At that point Whoopi Goldberg showed Ryan a picture of Susan Boyle's feet. Ryan Seacrest punched Whoopi Goldberg in the face.
"Whenever I'm stressed and I need to slow down, I just listen to Susan Boyle. But whenever I'm sluggish and I need to speed up, I just look at her picture," Ryan said.
"Susan Boyle makes my blood boil with admiration when she sings. But when I look at her picture, she just makes my blood boil, and makes me want to punch someone in the face."
At that point Whoopi Goldberg showed Ryan a picture of Susan Boyle's feet. Ryan Seacrest punched Whoopi Goldberg in the face.
Special
Announcement: Whoopi Goldberg won't be able to join next week's edition of The
View.
Susan Boyle's feet
"What are you lookin' at?" ------------------------------------------> "Meow!"