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December 22, 2010
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Taylor Cries Her Eyes Out
The
still sexy forty-something star chatted with one of our correspondents today
and she talked about her worst nightmare.
"What keeps me from getting a good night's sleep is the thought that that Witch Angelina Jolie will try to steal my husband Brad again," says Jen.
"I feel like I always have to keep an eye on my man so Angelina wouldn't have a chance."
"You guys might remember some years ago, when my husband and Angie did a movie together – I think that was Mrs and Mr Smith and Their Smoking Guns – that she tried to seduce Brad. That was awful! Good thing I found out about it sooner than later, and I was able to steal my man back!"
"What keeps me from getting a good night's sleep is the thought that that Witch Angelina Jolie will try to steal my husband Brad again," says Jen.
"I feel like I always have to keep an eye on my man so Angelina wouldn't have a chance."
"You guys might remember some years ago, when my husband and Angie did a movie together – I think that was Mrs and Mr Smith and Their Smoking Guns – that she tried to seduce Brad. That was awful! Good thing I found out about it sooner than later, and I was able to steal my man back!"
"At
first I thought I'd lost him… But I tried very hard. I tried my best to win him
back," says Jen.
"I cooked delicious meals for him, even though sometimes he would accidently throw up in front of me and tell me that the food I cooked tastes like shit. I would always try to give him foot massages even though most of the time he would involuntarily kick me in the face. He even accidentally kicked me so hard that I lost my two front teeth! Hahaha!"
"I cooked delicious meals for him, even though sometimes he would accidently throw up in front of me and tell me that the food I cooked tastes like shit. I would always try to give him foot massages even though most of the time he would involuntarily kick me in the face. He even accidentally kicked me so hard that I lost my two front teeth! Hahaha!"
"And
then there was that time when I tried to embrace him and he accidentally pushed
me away so hard that I fell backwards from the stairs and I broke three ribs,
my left arm, and my nose."
"He has also developed this habit of throwing things at me. One time, I made a delicious cup of coffee which I gave to him, but he threw the cup at me and the hot coffee spilled all over my face. Now I have to cover up with a really good foundation the scars and blisters that the hot liquid left on my face."
"He has also developed this habit of throwing things at me. One time, I made a delicious cup of coffee which I gave to him, but he threw the cup at me and the hot coffee spilled all over my face. Now I have to cover up with a really good foundation the scars and blisters that the hot liquid left on my face."
"I
love Brad so much that when he told me to wait for him at a hotel in New York, I
waited for three months until he finished making his movie and somebody reminded
him that he left me at the hotel. I was so happy when he came back because the
hotel manager told him that I have been waiting for three months and that I haven't
left our room yet and that I smell so bad because I haven't taken a bath yet."
"But despite all that, Brad stayed with me! And I am so happy that he did."
"Now all I do is take care of him and our twins and our four adopted children. I feel so wonderfully blessed!"
"But despite all that, Brad stayed with me! And I am so happy that he did."
"Now all I do is take care of him and our twins and our four adopted children. I feel so wonderfully blessed!"